Van di Nicolò

 Welcome to RetroVanandBoat  IBZ

Hi, I’m Retro Van 🚐, your mobile home is happy to accompany you on your vacation🩵, please treat me with love, I know I look like a real house but in reality I am very delicate, take care of my windows and my furniture, open them slowly and with love, drive me slowly and respect the limits, there are radars everywhere 🙄, be careful with the trees and I walk on narrow paths, I am bigger and taller than I look (3.50 m tall) 😉, don’t forget to turn off my 220v plug or I will run out of power 🔌, remember to empty the Potty before you leave 💩, refill my water tank 💦 and leave me clean as you found me🧼, I hope you enjoy me and your well-deserved vacation! 🎉🩵

Have a nice holiday!
If you have any questions, contact us on
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Rules of Use:

- No smoking 🚭 (the €800.00 deposit will not be returned)

- Pet Friendly 🐶🐾

- Do not exceed the speed limits (fines to be paid by the landlord)

- Clean the Potty before check out (€80.00)

- Clean the driver’s cabin and interiors, including dishes and kitchen before check out (€80.00)

- Refill water tank (€30.00)

- Loss of the water tank cap (€50.00)

- Refill the petrol tank with DIESEL (€2.00/litre)

- Clean the fridge before check out (€20.00)- Camping/sleeping in a restricted area with signage is prohibited

- Leaving the island of Ibiza is prohibited, the van has a GPS locator

- Any damage to the interior, skylights or windows are not included in the comprehensive insurance and will be retained from the deposit.

- Any delay from the agreed time for check out will be penalized

with €30.00/hour