Furgonato di Francesca

If you're reading this description, you've probably realized that the only way to make your Instagram profile take off is to post a couple of stories of you looking at the sea from a camper van while drinking a hot coffee (yes, even if it's 47 degrees and you're sweating from your earlobes).

The alternative is to post a couple of booty pics, but this isn't the right place to discuss that, so let's move on.

Jokes aside, let me introduce you to Cesar, my camper van, a 2010 Volkswagen Crafter that you'll look at and think, 'Oh my God, it's too big, I don't feel comfortable driving it,' but it only takes half an hour to get the hang of it and feel like a real trucker on the highway.

Reasons why you should rent Cesar:

• The bed is super comfortable.

• It has an internal shower with a portable toilet.

• I have a huge sink you can use for washing dishes or your armpits.

• It has a low camping table and two super comfy chairs.

• It has an amazing electrical system (there are so many outlets you'll be spoiled for choice to charge your phone, and the LEDs are out of this world).

• It's equipped with a 70-liter water tank.

• I'll provide sheets, pillows, and stuff for cooking and eating.

• It has a 300w solar panel with an auxiliary battery, which means you can camp freely without needing to stop at a campground.

• If you're a fan of campgrounds, it also has an external outlet, so you can mooch power wherever you go.

• There's a small fridge.

• There's a gas stove to make scrambled eggs and toast in the morning.

Reasons why you shouldn't rent Cesar:

• You prefer 5-star resorts to van life. Sorry.

Other service information:

• Cesar doesn't have hot water and doesn't have air conditioning in the sleeping area.

• Cesar runs like a train but has quite a few kilometers on it, which means I'll be happy to share it with you unless you plan to rack up kilometers like there's no tomorrow.

• Cesar is currently parked in Milan in Area B, which means during the week you can pick it up either before 7:30 AM or after 7:30 PM. On weekends, anytime you want because Beppe Sala doesn't interfere.

If you have any questions, doubts, or concerns, write to me and let's talk about it 💅🏼